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gary
raccoon · snack department
runs the snack department with alarming seriousness. rates patios, hoards oat bars, wears the crown doodle like he earned it. he did not.
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no.01
raccoon · snack department
runs the snack department with alarming seriousness. rates patios, hoards oat bars, wears the crown doodle like he earned it. he did not.
meet gary →
no.02
squirrel · provisions
bakes like winter is a personal rival. keeps a mug in each paw and an opinion about your scone technique to herself, mostly.
meet hazel →
no.03
goose · announcements
the only outdoor voice in the building, used exclusively for good news and geese business. seasonal commuter, year-round committee member.
meet brant →
no.04
moose · quality & umbrellas
tall enough to see the big picture, polite enough not to mention it. carries the pink tote. hands you an umbrella before you know it's raining.
meet mort →
no.05
bear · accounts
wears the suit so the rest of us don't have to. can say "fine" in six different temperatures. secretly the softest one here.
meet bernard →
no.06
lynx · taste
says four words a week and every one of them lands. the green jacket is vintage. the satchel is classified.
meet roux →
no.07
beaver · site inspector
builds, fixes, inspects. owns one traffic cone (ceremonial). files site reports nobody asked for and everybody reads.
meet chuck →